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Drinks

Draught

Curious Brew - Lager 4.7% - 5
Half Pint - £2.60
Schiehallionn - Lager 5% - 5
Half Pint - £2.60
Curious IPA - IPA 4.4% - 5
Half Pint - £2.60
Nitro Engine - Stout 4.5% - 5
Half Pint - £2.60
Beer Flight - 8

Bottle

Portobello - London Pilsner 4.6% - 5
Adnams Jack Brand - Dry Hopped Lager 4.2% - 5
WEST St Mungo - Lager 4.9% - 5
By The Horns 2 Tone - London Lager 4.5% - 5
Hogs Back - Chocolate Lager 4.5% - 5
Big Hug Hibernation - White IPA 5.2% - 5
Adnams Jack Brand - Mosaic Pale Ale 4.1% - 5
Brewdog Punk - IPA 5.6% - 5
Bitter & Twisted - Golden Ale 4.2% - 5
Broken Dial - Amber Ale 4.5% - 5
Brewdog Nanny State - Hoppy Ale 0.5% - 5
Curious Apple - Cider 5.2% - 5
Innis & Gunn Original - Oak Aged Beer 6.6% - 5
Curious Porter - Porter 4.4% - 5
Ola Dubh 12 - Barrel Aged Beer 8% - 8.50

White Wine

Casa Albali - 5
Verdejo, Sauvignon Blanc, Spain
Between Thorns - 6
Chardonnay, South-Eastern Australia
Da Luca - 7
Pinot Grigio, Sicily, Italy
Waipara Hills - 8
Sauvignon Blanc, Marlborough, New Zealand
Chapel Down Flint Dry - 9
Chardonnay, England

Rose Wine

Collezione Marchesini - 6
Pinot Grigio, Veneto, Italy
Estandon Lumiere De Provence - 8
Cinsault, Grenache, Syrah, France

Red Wine

Casa Vista - 5
Merlot, Chile
Casa Albali - 6
Tempranillo-Shiraz, Spain
Son Exellence - 7
Cabernet Sauvignon, France
Callia Selected San Juan - 8
Malbec, Argentina
Chapel Down Union Red - 9
Pinot Noir-Rondo-Dornfelder, England

Sparkling Wine

Chapel Down Brut - 9
Chardonnay-Pinot Blanc-Pinot Noir, England
Chapel Down Rose Brut - 9.50
Pinot Noir, England

Champagne

Möet Imperial - 11.50
Pinot Noir-Pinot Meunier-Chardonnay, France
Möet Rose Imperial - 14
Pinot Noir-Pinot Meunier-Chardonnay, France

Gin

Beefeater - 5.50
35ml
Beefeater 24 - 6.50
35ml
M.Millers Westbourne - 6.50
35ml
Monkey 47 - 6.50
35ml
Thomas Dakin - 6.50
35ml
Sipsmith - 6.50
35ml
Bathtub - 6.50
35ml
The Botanist - 6.50
35ml
Plymouth - 6
35ml
Elephant - 6.50
35ml
Fifty Pound - 6.50
35ml
Portobello Road - 6.50
35ml
Caorunn - 6.50
35ml
Broker's - 6.50
35ml
Gin Mare - 6.50
35ml
Death's Door - 6.50
35ml
Tarquin's - 7
35ml

Irish Whisky

Midleton B.Crockett - 32.50
35ml
Powers 12YR - 10.75
35ml
Redbreast 12Yr - 9.75
35ml
Connemara - 9.50
35ml
Jameson Reserve - 9.50
35ml
Teeling - 9
35ml
Jameson Caskmates - 9
35ml
Greenspot - 9
35ml

Scottish Whisky

Chivas 12YR - 6
35ml
Macallan 18YR - 22.50
35ml
Lagavulin 16YR - 9.75
35ml
Dalmore 15YR - 9.75
35ml
Highland Park 12YR - 8
35ml
Talisker 10YR - 6.50
35ml
Laphroig 10YR - 6.50
35ml
Dalwhinnie 15YR - 7
35ml
Oban 14YR - 7.50
35ml
Monkey Shoulder - 6.50
35ml

Vodka

Absolut - 5.50
35ml
Absolut Elyx - 6.50
35ml
Belvedere - 6.50
35ml
Beluga - 6.50
35ml
Sipsmith - 6
35ml
Chase - 6
35ml
Ketel One - 6
35ml
Stolichnaya - 5.50
35ml
Fair Quinoa - 6.50
35ml

Rum

Havana Club 3YR - 5.50
35ml
Zacapa XO - 16
35ml
Santa Teresa 1976 - 8
35ml
Diplomatico Reserva - 7.50
35ml
Don Papa - 6
35ml
Sailor Jerry - 6
35ml

American Whisky

Jack D. Single Barrel - 8
35ml
Woodford Reserve Rye - 7.50
35ml
Woodford Reserve - 6.50
35ml
Bulleit - 6.50
35ml
Knob Creek - 6.50
35ml
Rittenhouse Rye - 6
35ml
Maker's Mark - 6
35ml
Wild Turkey - 6
35ml

Japanese Whisky

Yamazaki 12YR - 15
35ml
Yamazaki - 10.75
35ml
Hibiki Harmony - 12
35ml
Hakushu - 9.50
35ml
Nikka From The Barrel - 10.75
35ml

Tequila

Patron Silver - 8
35ml
Patron Anejo - 8
35ml
Patron Café - 8
35ml

Cocktails

THE INVESTIGATION - 10.50
Vestal Potato Vodka, apricot, cider andmeadowsweet reduction, lemon citrus Martini style with orchard fruits
THE PINK PANTHER - 10.50
Gin, Goji berry, violette, lemon, egg white, sparkling rosé (e) The Pink Panther was originally a series of comedy-mystery films featuring Jacques Clouseau. The opening credits of the films featured the "Pink Panther" which was then used in an animated series also called The Pink Panther.
SHORT AND STOUT - 10
Highland Park 12 years single malt, Pedro Ximenez Sherry, stout (g) Our description of Detective Inspector Smith is "Short and Stout". For this cocktail, short is referring to the Whisky in the cocktail, and Stout referring to the Stout beer in the cocktail. These are two of Smith's go to drinks combined.
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN - 11
Havana Club 3 years, dark chocolate, Luxardo bitter, lime, gingerbread (e) "Run, run, run as fast as you can. You'll never catch me, I'm the gingerbread man" - A Rum based cocktail which includes gingerbread and dark chocolate.
HOT RYE'D - 11
Rebel Yell Rye Whiskey, pineapple and chilli reduction, boker's bitters, smoked with gun. A play on a "Hot ride", slang for a stolen car. This is a twist on an Old Fashioned using Rye Whiskey with a pineapple and chili reduction.
MARLOWE'S ESPRESSO - 11
Maker's Mark Bourbon, Amaro Del Capo, vanilla coffee syrup, egg (e). Philip Marlowe is a fictional detective who first appeared in the 1939 novel "The Big Sleep". Marlowe was known for his love of Bourbon, which is why his espresso includes a healthy measure of Makers Mark.
GOODFELLA'S GROG - 11
Havana Club 7 years, Cachaça, Kümmel, honey, fresh orange, lime, Peychaud's Bitters. "Grog" is a naval term for Rum mixed with water. British Vice Admiral Edward Vernon introduced the recipe to the naval squadron he commanded in the West Indies on 21 August 1740.
ON THE NUT - 10
Madeira and Oloroso fortified wines, Frangelico, Drambuie (n) Detective and gangster slangs used to refer to being broke as "being on the nut". This is a low in alcohol cocktail for those who want to enjoy the finer things in life but don't necessarily want high volumes of alcohol.
THE ORIENT EXPRESS - 12
Roku gin, Japanese sake, green tea, celery bitters, sparkling wine. Murder on the Orient Express is a detective novel by British writer Agatha Christie featuring the Belgian detective Hercule Poirot. All aboard! Let the Orient Express transport you.

Soft Drinks

Coca Cola -
Diet Coke -
Fever-Tree Sicilian Lemon Tonic -
Fever-Tree Elderflower Tonic Water -
Fever-Tree Ginger Ale -
Fever-Tree Ginger Beer -
Fever-Tree Lemonade -
Fever-Tree Naturally Light Tonic Water -
Fever-Tree Soda Water -
Fever-Tree Indian Tonic Water -
Fever-Tree Mediterranean Tonic Water -
Fentimans Tonic Water -

Smoothie

Blackberries -
Mango -

Juice

Fresh Orange - 5
Fresh Apple - 5
Fresh Grapefruit - 5
Tomato - 3.50
Pineapple - 3.50
Passionfruit - 3.50

Tea

Blackcurrant & Hibiscus -
English Breakfast -
Earl Grey -
Camomile -
Green Tea -

Coffee

Americano -
Cappuccino -
Espresso -
Hot Chocolate -
Latte -

Main Menu

On The Run

Marinated olives - 2.95
(v) (sd)
Spiced tapioca cake, coconut & tamarind ketchup - 5.00
(v) (t)
Rhubarb & ginger Welsh rarebit - 3.00
(v) (g,mu,m)
Fishcake, chunky tartar sauce - 6.00
(f,g,e,mu,cr,sd)
Chicken Karaage fritters, grapeseed mayonnaise - 5.00
(g,e,s,sd)
Beetroot salad, hazelnuts, blue cheese - 4.00
(v) (t,m,sd)

In The Clink

Fried cauliflower, tahini, hazelnut, pomegranate - 9.00
(v) (m,t,ss)
Fried duck egg, toasted sourdough, wilted spinach, bacon, chestnut mushrooms - 9.00
(g,e,m,su)
Grilled Surrey Farm sirloin steak sandwich - 13.00
Stout mustard mayonnaise, crispy onions, tomato relish (g,sd,e)
Beef burger - 15.00
Smoked bacon, Gruyère, beer soaked onions, lettuce, pickles, triple cooked chips (g,mu,sd,m)
BBQ chicken burger - 14.50
Avocado, Gruyère, spiced mayonnaise, triple-cooked chips (g,e,sd,d)
Curious IPA battered cod - 14.50
Mushy peas, chips, tartar sauce (g,f,sd)
Chicken kiev - 15.50
Cauliflower gratin, roasted garlic & parsley mayonnaise (g,e,m,mu)
Vegetable cobbler, truffle mash - 12.00
(v) (g,e,m,sd)

Partner In Crime

Triple cooked chips - 3.00
Heirloom tomato, red onion salad - 3.50
(sd,mu)
Sweet potato fries - 3.50
(g)
Garden salad - 3.50
(sd,mu)

Loose Ends

The Golden Snicker - 5.00
(p,m,e,g)
Fresh strawberry sundae - 6.50
(m,g,e)
Mango, passion medley - 6.00
(m,p,e,g)

V(vegetarian), P(peanuts), T(tree nuts), L(lupin), M(milk), E(eggs), F(fish), MO(molluscs), CR(crustaceans), S(soya), G(gluten), SS(sesame seeds), C(celery), MU(mustard), SD(sulphur dioxide).

Gin & Tonic

Monday - Wednesday 12.00pm - 6.00pm | £6.00

Whitley Neill London Dry -
with Fever Tree Indian Tonic Water, garnished with dried orange wheel
Whitley Neill Blood Orange -
with Fever Tree Mediterranean Tonic, garnished with dried blood orange
Whitley Neill Raspberry -
with Fever Tree Refreshingly Light Tonic, garnished with flower petals
Whitley Neill Rhubarb & Ginger -
with Fever Tree Ginger Ale, garnished with fresh lime and ginger
Whitley Neill Quince -
with Fever Tree Soda Water and garnish with dried apple

Dogtails

Menu

Hound'S Hops - 6.5
A blend of specially brewed dog beer and fresh mint Sharing option - £10
Bubbly Bow Wow - 6.5
Pawsecco' herbal infusion using elderflower, linden blossom and ginseng topped with blueberries
Poochie Colada - 5
A refreshing blend of coconut water, kale and broccoli to help with keeping coats glossy and joints healthy

Cigar Menu

Cigars

WINSTON CHURCHILL BELICOSO, THE TRAVELLER - 8.25
With peppery notes, hints of dark coffee, wood and spices, accompanied by a creamy aftertaste and a rich aroma.
DAVIDOFF 702 SERIES ENTREACTO - 14.50
Affords a dense smoke with harmonious notes of leather, pepper and spices in a Short Corona format.
PLASENCIA RESERVA ORIGINAL - 16.50
A splendid cigar with nutty, earthy aromas and a significant cocoa, fruity and caramel sweetness. Medium-bodied, with a great draw and impeccable construction. Reserve Original is the only cigar made with 100% organic tobacco from Esteli and Jalapa.
CAMACHO AMERICAN BARREL AGED - 19.10
Aging Camacho's legendary Corojo leaves for six years before locking them in a charred bourbon barrel creates a rich, oaky flavor with sweet bourbon aromas. Wrapped in rare all-American broadleaf, it is an unforgettable experience.
DAVIDOFF WINSTON CHURCHILL THE LATE HOUR ROBUSTO - 27.95
Containing tobacco aged for six months in the finest single malt whisky casks, a feat no one has done before. With beautiful, robust flavours of pepper, coffee, old leather, and wood, the sweet and spiciness tantalises the palate.
WINSTON CHURCHILL, CHURCHILL, THE ARTISTOCRAT - 28
Aficionados will appreciate the sophisticated aromas and subtle flavours, which change and develop as you make your way along the rich and generous format.
DAVIDOFF GRAND CRU TORO - 31.00
The beautiful Toro format introduces itself with a charming, creamy sweetness. In the second third, expect to discover subtle milky coffee notes. The Toro is, until the very last puff, a pleasantly surprising and utterly charming cigar.

Kids Menu

Mains

Corn on the cob, seasonal salad or baked beans -
Fusilli or spaghetti, roast tomato sauce [e,g] -
Homemade chicken nuggets [e,g] -
Homemade chicken nuggets [e,g] -
Battered white fish fillet [t,g,sd] -
British beef cheese burger [m,g,sd] -
Mixed salad with chicken strips [e,f,g,m,mu] -
Plate of crudités with hummus dip [ss,g,t] -